It's not the clothes!

Do these pants make my ass look fat?


No, your fat makes your ass look fat!


It's not the label that is wrong, it's your ass.


How many times have I thought "this sizing must be off, I'm not really that size!".  Uhm bad news self, it's not the clothes!


Don't worry this isn't a self-loathing moment.  I'm actually having a good laugh at my bad logic!  And doing something about it!